Ass-trology Horoscopes

March 1, 2022


A new moon enters Pisces on March 2nd. Here’s what that means for you:


Aries (March 21-April 19)

You have a tendency to rush into things without planning how you’ll get to the other side. Just like sitting down on the toilet without checking to see if there’s toilet paper. The new moon calls you to take a pause and work with your shadow self on your need for immediacy. Plan for the long-game and get clear on what you truly need vs what you just want now. If you plant the seeds today and allow things to grow patiently, you will be rewarded with beautiful outcomes down the road.


Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Of all your friends, you are the most dependable which can sometimes mean you also play things the safest, like never buying scented soap. When the reflective new moon enters, be sure to recognize where your comfort zone protects you and where it holds you back. Try something daring this week, ask for your space at the table, do the damn thing!


Gemini (May 21-June 21)

The winter blues can be tough, but you’re tougher than 2ply. Get outside, breathe some fresh air, and reflect on how you can put some adventure back in your daily routine! As the new moon enters, let your intuition lead the way in forming new habits to feed your adventurous side that will last long into spring.


Cancer (June 22-July 22)

Get ready to tap into your romantic side. The new moon has you tossing rose petals in a luxurious bath, daydreaming away the day of that perfect love, the one that showers you in infinite compassion. Reflect and work on yourself now so that when they come along, you’re ready and open. If you’ve already found that love, remember that no one can read minds, so ask for what you want and get ready to dig deep into the emotions. 


Leo (July 23-August 22)

The astrological year is coming to a close and it’s time to reflect on your more ambitious side. You have a tendency to want to lead with self-assuredness, but it’s okay to not know everything and call on others to help sometimes. Recognize where your equals are and pour your best energy into those partnerships. The new moon calls on you to keep creativity and collaboration at the forefront reminding you that every strong leader has a team behind them. Sit down on your golden throne, set goals, and make sure they’re supported by not just you.


Virgo (August 23-September 22)

The new moon in romantic Pisces will clash with your inherent nature for practicality and sensibility. Now might be a good time to reflect on your shadow self and do the deep work of LETTING SH*T GO. Start small with your daily routines and then think bigger. Dare to dream a little and you will surely benefit from the great imagination Pisces is ushering in.


Libra (September 23-October 23)

The dreamy new moon has your head in the clouds with ideas for home improvement. Now is a great time to embark on organizing and re-decorating your spaces. Make an inspiration board and get creative! Check out these dreamy bathroom interior tips from Good Housekeeping here.


Scorpio (October 24-November 21)

Calm down the chaos! The new moon will usher in the need for a more loving approach as you start new projects or relationships. You often set immensely high expectations, so remember to be kind to yourself and others through the process. Now is the time to breathe deeply and lay the ground for a strong foundation that will last through the sh*t storms to come.


Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

A new moon calls you to take a fresh perspective on things. Shake up your routines with something fun and exciting or plan a spontaneous and dreamy vacation! Get a little wanderlust with these AirBnB bathroom destinations.


Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Finish that project and treat yourself! You’ve been keeping your money tight and your goals straight. Avoid burnout and reward yourself for working so hard all of the time. Let your intuition guide you towards something new and embrace creativity. Bath bombs count. The new moon will be your guide.


Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

The new moon has your head in the clouds. Remember to ground yourself, especially when it comes to finances. It’s easy to get swept up in this time. Instead, plan like a boss. Reflect on where you are now and where you want to be in a month, six months, and year from now. Make sure all your financial actions now align with those goals. One exception? Treat your tushy to nice toilet paper. 


Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Happy birthday Pisces! The universe is smiling upon you during this time and even gives you a new moon in your sign. Be wise, collect upon all you’ve learned this past lunar year and dream up some big goals. Now is the time for spiritual work, dream manifestation, and singing in the shower. Take your dreams and create a reality within them. You are super magnetic right now!


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